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Mars starts using animal products, and other news.

Some of the UK’s best-selling chocolate bars, such as Mars and Twix, will no longer be suitable for vegetarians. Vegetarians who like shitty chocolate are outraged.

A delicious blend of sugar, wax, and condom lube. I always knew that Cool Whip tasted off!

Chicken is shitty. Literally. Our chicken is such a health hazard that Russia doesn’t want it in our country.

In case you’re too lazy to read that last one, or don’t want to lose your lunch:

In August of last year, the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, a non-profit organization comprised of 5,000 physicians and more than 100,000 supporting members, filed a petition with the US Department of Agriculture to warn the public about the health hazards posed by American-raised poultry, and to urge the government take measures to clean it up.

Specifically, they called on the USDA to declare feces, which is prevalent in US chicken meat, to be declared an adulterant and therefore unfit for sale. They also asked the USDA to have a biohazard label attached to chicken meat warning consumers that the chicken is likely contaminated with feces and therefore foodborne pathogens such as salmonella, E. Coli and others.

In other words, American chicken is saturated in shit.

That last article is five years old, but still.  Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

posted: 07 May 14
under: products

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