» Must…resist… Don’t Eat Off The Sidewalk!


Everytime I go to Petsmart, I spend a good 10-15 in the cat adoption area playing with the cats.  Because other cats are always better than the shitfaces I have at home.  And there’s no such thing as too much attention.  This one cat has been there the past three times i’ve gone, so probably two months?  Anyway, I have three cats and two dogs so I totally don’t need another, but…she reminds me so much of Fatty (who just turned 13) in her heyday.  When she would attack my face in the middle of the night.  It’s the eyes.

The tag on her cage says in big letters ‘DO NOT STICK YOUR FINGERS IN HER CAGE’.  Today was the first time she came up when I called her, and when she rubbed against the bars I laid my hand flat on the outside.  She seemed cool with it, so I briefly touched her side at each pass.  And then she tried to rip my fucking finger off, so I waved my hand back and forth just out of her reach while saying “Evvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiilllll!”

I think this cat and I might be meant to be.*

*But her tag says she hates dogs so it’s probably not gonna be.

posted: 08 June 3
under: animals, pictures

10 Responses to “Must…resist…”

  1. Melisser says:

    Aww, I love the evil ones!

  2. Jan Scholl says:

    I have an evil one-another bordering on evil and one old fart who the dogs sniff her butt. always a zoo here and this is the least I have ever had.

  3. You can always see the mischief in their eyes . . . my cat’s the same way. (He totally destroyed my arm yesterday morning.)

    Why is it always the tabbies, too?

  4. Megan says:

    My family always gets either totally lovey or bitchy evil cats. Oddly enough they usually don’t get along. I’m so used to being gnawed on that to have a cat that DOESN’T do that seems weird.

  5. jessy says:

    hooray for evil cats! one of our cats we call AK, her full name = angry kitty. i love her the most!

    that cat’s eyes say it all.

    freak’n glorious!

  6. mommy says:

    When I looked at the picture and even before I read your story – I thought “that looks just like Fatty”. Evidently same temperment as well.

  7. Marisa says:

    What a cute kitty. I think all cats are a bit evil. Mine likes to terrorize our dog who is like 7 times her size! But seriously, the most evil cat ever belonged to a good friend of mine. I stopped over at her apartment and the THING literally cornered me at the door hissing and all. It was frightening. This was probably the first and only cat I ever met that I didn’t like!

  8. Russ says:

    lol! this made me chuckle quite a bit! I guess you can’t blame it though, being stuck in a cage all day.

  9. Nobody says:

    Is her foot bandaged and bloody?

  10. Katie says:

    No, that’s a mouse toy. The black dot is the eye.

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