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Carbondale, I want to be inside of you.

A few weeks ago, I took a bus down to Carbondale to spend the weekend with my husband.  Carbondale is a small town in southern Illinois, but it’s a college town so there are actually a few things for vegans to get excited about!  My hometown (which I am grudgingly living in for now) is five times as big and has not even half the options.  The health food store here is small, and has the driest, saddest vegan baked good ever.  The eating out options are fine, but there isn’t any place specifically for vegetarians.

I was only in Carbondale for 38 hours, but I managed to stuff myself pretty hardcore.

The first place we went to was Longbranch Coffee House, a vegetarian cafe.  Unfortunately they don’t have a website or menu online (and our table was too small for me to get pictures with my portrait lens), but I do remember that the number of options that were already vegan or could be made vegan were a little slim.  But i’m a creature of habit anyway, so even if they have one thing that I like that I can eat, i’m happy.  I had a veggie calzone (no vegan cheese, just cheeseless), and the dough was to die for.  So, so good.  I checked out the bakery case at the front and if any of the items were vegan, they weren’t marked as such.

The health food store was just down the block, so we went in there.  A quick glance over the bulk section revealed no nooch or gluten – the two things that I can’t get from regular grocery stores that I consider absolute musts.  The only vegan cheese was Veganrella, which I didn’t even know still existed because most stores stick to Follow Your Heart or have moved onto Teese and other newer products.  Then I looked at the deli case to see if they had any vegan items.  They had tofu salad made with Vegenaise…and HONEY.  I have this habit about loudly bitching about fucking hippies and their need to put honey in fucking everything, and Brian saw the label before I did and started giggling.  I didn’t see much else in the way of vegan items.  On the way out, the woman behind the counter offered me some local cheese.

I don’t anticipate going there very much.

Then we got to go to the Co-Op.  The clouds parted and the angels sang.  It was amazing.  Not only did they have everything I expected, but they had more!  Chocolate covered ginger, vegan sandwiches and wraps, a daily vegan pizza special (that day was olive, and I hate olives so I passed), and more importantly CAKE.  Often times when i’m feeling down, or bleeding and murderous, I often complain that I can’t just get a single piece of cake.  I have to make a whole cake or batch of cupcakes (which I can halfsies, but still) myself.

Since I wasn’t staying long I only got the essentials.  You know, chocolate and sugar.  And a sandwich (called John Lennon) for the bus trip home.  Chocolate cake, a mini-carrot cake, chocolate covered ginger, carob energy bites, and my sandwich (baked tofu, peanut butter, and roasted peppers).  The chocolate cake was a smallish portion, but it was a little over $1 so that’s okay.  I went back before my bus ride to get another piece and they were all sold out (b00).  So I got two pre-packaged cake donuts instead.

After the sugar coma that ensued, I was happy when I found out Lent was coming up, and I decided to do the low-sugar, gluten free thing I did last year.  But come Easter, I am all over that place again.

The only bad experience was the indian buffet.  Brian was all excited to take me, and it turned out to be a total bust.  They only had eight or nine trays, and like an idiot I plopped rice down on my plate without looking at the other food first.  I’m naive and have had good luck with indian food so I just assumed it would be safe, if only for one or two dishes.  They had one bean dish that had meat in it, more meaty things, and then things that clearly had dairy in them.  I ended up with plain rice, spicy cabbage that was too hot for me to even eat, and plain salad.  I ate as much as I could while trying not to cry, and it was $9!  And seriously, what kind of indian place has meat in the chickpea dish?

But overall, it was a pleasant experience and I would really like to sell our house so I can move there already!  Mostly so I can see this handsome dude all the time:

posted: 10 March 1
under: family, food, life, pictures, vegan in illinois

12 Responses to “Carbondale, I want to be inside of you.”

  1. A beard! Good for him 😀

    That’s sad about the Indian place – I live in vegan hell, and the Indian restaurant I found is awesome. But at least angels sang for you a little bit!

    Good luck selling the house and getting back together!

  2. ZOMG how I miss the vegan community and all of the food options when I lived in Chicago. Now I live in the South where everything is freaking fried in bacon fat. Thankfully I live in a very hippie-fied hamlet surrounded by microfarmers, and the co-op I belong to is more awesome than anything I could find in Chitown. Still, I think my eating out options are more limited than what you have in Carbondale. Good luck with everything!

  3. lazysmurf says:

    If you are still in Spfld when I come through this summer you can totally meet the beagles, but you can’t have them. I can’t believe the Indian buffet meat bullshit. And I really really want some donuts, I will stop at that co-op the next time I pass through it sounds great.

  4. Melisser says:

    Aww, I’m glad you found some vegan options at that co-op, but seriously Indian place?! really?!

  5. Trinity says:

    i love your loud complaining. I do that too.

  6. Crystal says:

    Holy crap, that baked tofu sandwich sounds really good. I never would have thought of that combination but it makes sense…peanut noodles, peanut dipping sauces, etc. I really want to try that now.

  7. trampolines says:

    this is definitely a good treat for vegans..

  8. Hi there! Would you be able to drop me a line with your email to my email address above? I can’t seem to find your email on this site (sorry if it’s actually staring me in the face 😉 )
    I’d like to use a recipe of yours for a column, crediting you and your site of course, but wanted to check if it was OK first.
    Thank you!
    Aoife – Adventures in Veg

  9. Aimee says:

    Hi! I stumbled across your blog on accident and I’m happy I did.

    I live in southern Illinois, right outside of Carbondale. While I definitely see Carbondale as my little vegan oasis, I still usually feel like I need to get away from here and move to a more veg friendly area. Seeing your appreciation for Carbondale has opened my eyes to how lucky I am to have what I do. 🙂

    And if you like Thai food, the waitstaff at Thai Taste in Carbondale is very helpful and friendly about pointing out the vegan options.

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  11. Joe Rosenthal says:

    $4.10 for two pieces of dry bread and some stuff in between? Silly hippy.

  12. Katie says:

    Thank you for you incredibly helpful and witty comment!

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