Randomness.
Last week I got carded trying to get a library card. A fucking library card.
Q: What’s the opposite of a sausage fest?
A: A clam bake.
I almost accidentally stole $1.50 worth of bricks from Home Depot today. My bad.
Vegan doritos are delicious. That’s one more check in the plus column for ‘Should I Move To Canada?’
Showgirls is my favorite worst movie ever.
I hate it when creepy old men follow me around office supply stores and constantly ask me if I need helping finding anything. I’m going to start carrying a cattle prod. Learn ’em good.
showgirls?! favorite worst movie ever?! sigh, i was beginning to like you and your blog 😉 i’m not sure what my favorite worst movie ever would be, but it wouldn’t be showgirls….
Showgirls is a fantastic piece of shit. Con Air is up there, too.
Apprently the indian doritos are vegan also, but I haven’t tasted them yet.