Look, i’m updating! Now shut the hell up.
“You haven’t updated your website in awhile.”
If I had a dollar…anyway.
I haven’t been sleeping well for these past few months. It’s been really, really bad. I’ll spare you the boring details of my sleep schedule, but needless to say that everything suffers when I can’t sleep at night. Today I woke up at 8:30 and I swear there were birds singing. You may think, “It’s winter, there are no birds!” Well then Mr. Smartypants, who keeps shitting all over my car? Huh? That’s what I thought.
So I have a list of things to do today and two were: make a real breakfast, and blog it. For the love of god, blog it.
My commissary is always taking little steps towards being hippie friendly. They recently added an organic produce section, and I always try to buy something from it because I know that organics are not a high priority amongst military folk, so I should help keep some of it out of the dumpster. This week they had a ton of blueberries for not too much, so I got two packs.
I was going to make blueberry pancakes, but that seemed like work, so fuck that noise. I had about 1/2 of an organic (!!!) baugette from the commissary bakery, so I decided to make fronch toast from Vegan With A Vengeance. I made some changes, soy yogurt instead of soy creamer, added some cinnamon, and then the batter seemed kind of thick so I added a titch of maple syrup. The baugette was super skinny, if I had thought of it I could’ve filled a dipping container with syrups and laughed at having one-upped Burger King. But I was too hungry to be so diabolical. I sliced a banana in the middle of my plate and threw some of the blueberries on top, then covered it all with cranberry and regular maple syrups. Even though the plate is full, I was able to eat the whole thing without feeling sick.
More to come later, I swear! Is winter over yet?